Pretty Lawless Blurb
She's about
to go vigilante on his ass...
Laney Briggs was almost certain that
her sexy-assed Texas Ranger, Gunner Wilson, was gonna pop the question.
Instead, he went and pulled one helluva fast one—he arrested her best friend,
Luke Wagner and skipped out. Now Pistol Rock's firecracker deputy is ready to
go Wild West on Gunner...if she can just keep that raw, sexual chemistry under
control.
Gunner was planning to propose, and
it all went to hell. Now he's boots-deep into an investigation with ties to the
Dirty Southern Mafia and corrupt cops. Yep, Laney is definitely gonna have his
hide. Especially when she finds out just how much he's been keeping from her...
But Laney has a weakness for Gunner's
delectable cowboy hotness. And for him, she will break every rule in the
book—including the ones she's sworn to uphold.
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Hey there!
This blog is dedicated to every
wannabe smooth-talker.
My name is Jodi Linton. I’m the
author of the Deputy Laney Briggs Series and my upcoming The Original Sinners
Motorcycle Club Series with Entangled Publishing. I’ve lived in Texas my entire
life. And no, I’m not married to a ‘real’ cowboy. But I do share my suburbia
home with a teacher who has a hobby moonlighting as a drummer.
Today I want to talk about horrible
pick-up lines. You know, the ones that make you cringe with their seediness.
I’ve weathered my fair share of creepy one-liners, and while I’m like,
“Get the hell away from me!” at the time, they can be quite hilarious in
retrospect.
So when it came to needing a line for
this blog post, I asked a fellow author friend about the worst pick-up line
ever used on her, and hers beat any of mine hands down. Her lovely
boyfriend shot off this heart-stopper when they first met: “Hey, baby. You got
five minutes to regret?” I’ve gotta say it is pretty good, and yeah,
maybe back in the day when my husband was trying every play in the book to snag
a date with me this one would’ve made me laugh. And it probably would have made
me say, “Buy me a drink, and then we’ll see about the next five minutes.”
Tell me. What’s some of your favorite
worst pick-up lines ever?
Bye for now, y’all,
Jodi Linton
Author Bio:
Jodi Linton
is the author of the Deputy Laney Briggs Series and the upcoming The Original
Sinners Motorcycle Club with Entangled Publishing. She lives in Texas with her
husband and two kids. When she is not writing about sassy females and dirty
talking heroes, she enjoys long walks and family time down at the river. Join
the Pink Pistol Readers! Jodi Linton's official Street Team for insider scoops
on all her upcoming books.
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