Title:
Midnight Rider's
Author: Pete
Clark
Genre: “Historical Chaos” – Speculative
Paranormal Historical Fiction with Humor
Contains
strong language
Publisher: J. Ellington Ashton Press
Blitz Host: Lady
Amber's Tours
Blurb:
“Gather ‘round people and you shall hear
about a bunch of bullshit that is clear.
Of riders and horses and monsters too;
your parents lied - they can still get you.
Hardly anyone who was there is alive
to dispel the rumor, uncover the lies,
but there was more than one man who rode that day
and more than just Redcoats who got in their way.”
Along the way, Longfellow lost something in his translation it seems.
Everyone has heard of the French and Indian War and the American Revolution. However, they have not heard about them this way! The American founding fathers had a lot more to deal with at the end of the 18th century than tariffs and tea; avoiding hurled trees from Wendigos and gargoyles falling from the sky took a lot of patience. How is Samuel Prescott supposed to hunt the leader of the Rippers when the British keep infringing upon the colonists’ rights?
about a bunch of bullshit that is clear.
Of riders and horses and monsters too;
your parents lied - they can still get you.
Hardly anyone who was there is alive
to dispel the rumor, uncover the lies,
but there was more than one man who rode that day
and more than just Redcoats who got in their way.”
Along the way, Longfellow lost something in his translation it seems.
Everyone has heard of the French and Indian War and the American Revolution. However, they have not heard about them this way! The American founding fathers had a lot more to deal with at the end of the 18th century than tariffs and tea; avoiding hurled trees from Wendigos and gargoyles falling from the sky took a lot of patience. How is Samuel Prescott supposed to hunt the leader of the Rippers when the British keep infringing upon the colonists’ rights?
Boone was
sure he heard Revere
Forbes
Zombie was fast. A hell of a lot faster than Forbes was in real life. How the heck did that work out, Boone
wondered. Oh well. He unslung his double-barreled reverse musket, an invention
of Revere
“Everybody
to the wall,” Fraser ordered. It seemed that Boone’s gunfire and the shrieking
had alerted the remaining werewolves, who were apparently done feasting on the
French and wanted to upgrade to a little English breakfast.
“Zombies
and werewolves,” whined Revere
“Vampires?”
Boone countered. “What are you, a child? Vampires aren't real.”
“They’re
not?” asked Revere
“No -
vampires are just a myth. But dragons, dragons will fuck your shit up,” said
George Washington.
Author Bio:
Pete Clark likes writing, animals, potato chips,
and cheese. Midnight Riders is his first published novel, although he can also
proudly say he finally finished Helix Crashing, the fantasy novel he has been
working on for over a decade. In addition, he has written Across the Barren
Landscape, a collection of linked Western short stories. He also writes plays,
both dramatic and comedic. When he is not writing, Pete tends to ignore
everyone around him and obsess over sports.
Buy Links:
Amazon UK: http://www.amazon.co.uk/Midnight-Riders-ebook/dp/B00ESV9QKC/ref=la_B00D2PL0ZY_1_3?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1377637587&sr=1-3
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/348779
Barnes and Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/midnight-riders-pete-clark/1116599473?ean=9781492161769
Kobo: http://store.kobobooks.com/en-US/ebook/midnight-riders-1
Apple: https://itunes.apple.com/no/book/midnight-riders/id690328671?mt=11
Paperback: https://www.createspace.com/4402809
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